LOG #1 DAD IT'S THE YEAR 1996.
YOU HAVE JUST ACCESSED THE INTERNET IN YOUR CLOSETED TEEN YEARS
FF7 AND MAJORA'S MASK ARE SOOO COOL!!
YOUR DAD IS VOTING FOR AL IN THE 1996 ELECTION.
DUDE?!
NOW IT'S SEPTEMBER 11TH 2001 AND THE TV IS ON.
LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON.
LOOKING AWAY FROM YOUR LINK X CLOUD FANFICTION ON YOUR COMPUTER,
YOU HAVE A TRANSGRESSIVE VISION:
THIS IS WHAT HELL LOOKS LIKE
(FOR A TRAPPED SOUL LIKE YOU.)
IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS!
YOU THINK: "I LIKE TO WATCH LINK AND CLOUD I LIKE TO WATCH THEM SUCK AND FUCK"
YOU HOPE THEY PUT CLOUD IN SUPER SMASH BROS ONE DAY.






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